Saturday, May 30, 2009

Of Glass & Diamonds...

There's a saying here that goes "antara intan & kaca" (that's "between diamond & glass" for you English snobs!). One of my male cousins said that some guys just don't know how to differentiate between them (figure out the euphemism, fellas... it ain't that hard), ends up choosing the wrong one, regrets, tries to backtrack but finds out the diamond's been mined out. Under normal circumstances, you'd prolly say "you moron" or "dumbass", which, surprisingly, has a dictionary.com entry that needs a link to this.

But... what if.. it's not glass, it's not diamond. What if the girl's actually cubic zirconia? But a really uber-tiered cubic zirconia. Wait wait... where do crystals go?